Thursday, June 25, 2015

A Jackson, Wyoming survival guide

'evening Campers!

So last night I promised to get some pics posted. And I did! I hope you found them on either blogger or Flickr.

This place is amazingly photogenic. It has the large scale grandeur that I do not expect to find anywhere else... even Yellowstone (which we expect to have more variety, way more accessible wildlife and genuinely unique features... but not on the scale of the Tetons.) Both of the photos I posted of the Tetons were panoramas... one from yesterday early evening and one from sunrise this morning. I think they speak for themselves.

Yesterday I ragged on Jackson, Wyoming. As we laid out our plan for the next few days over coffee this morning we hit a realization. We needed to resupply before heading into the Yellowstone wilderness tomorrow. We also needed 4G cellular service which was not happening here in the Park. We looked at our options and concluded we had only one choice... Jackson. So we suited up with hazmat gear, put clothespins on our noses and headed into the old west... sort of.

Here are some of the things we found:

The stage coach has just arrived. Turns out this one was 150 years late and brought the news that President Lincoln has been shot!



Actually I think this was a Wells Fargo Bank billboard, or maybe a tour of the town offered to tourists for $25/head... I'm not sure. I am sure that it disrupted the flow of traffic. The scene behind that is typical of modern Jackson. We walked along that row of shops as we headed back to the truck after shopping. This is the way the west should have been. Featured in the window of the “Alaska Fur Gallery” shown in that pic was a fur bra and panty set. Perhaps wolf fur... they wouldn't let me touch it to find out. I'm thinking it must be what Annie Oakley wore to keep from shivering and spoiling her shot in the cold Wyoming winters. Nice of the folks at Alaska Fur to keep that traditional apparel choice alive and on display for modern Americans!

There is no shortage of boots, hats and tee shirts in Jackson. You can feel the authenticity. Here's one that caught my eye and immediately thereafter the lens of my camera:



The one under it isn't too bad, either. Dick Cheney is from here in Wyoming. Since the town is full of bus loads of Asian tourists, I'm wondering how he explained Jackson in his diplomatic meetings with people from other countries who had visited his state and this town and had questions about the meaning of it all in America culture. How does anyone explain the inexplicable?

Finally, here is a picture of one of the 4 elk antler arches I told you about last night. See if you agree that any elk within 50 miles of here is probably ticked off about this. No wonder we haven't seen one yet!



We tanked up on supplies for the next few days and got out of Jackson. I'm not saying I'll never set foot in Jackson again. I am saying I'll have lowered my expectations before I return.

So, tomorrow it's off to Yellowstone. A short drive by our standards... 50 miles about from campsite to campsite.

Based on cell service and WiFi at the campgrounds, you may hear from us... you may not. If I'm not posting blog entries and pics just know its because we can't get a sufficient connection. I did buy a cell phone signal extender (a $350 electronic device that amplifies both incoming and outgoing cell signals to make connection possible in fringe signal areas) at Radio Shack in Jackson today (there... you see... I do appreciate the businesses of Jackson... of course they were a mile from the antler arches, stage coaches and tee shirt shops). Unfortunately, after the one hour drive to the campsite and 30 minutes on the phone with Verizon getting the device “registered” when I opened the box to install it in the trailer there was a critical part missing. I now know where the expression “not a happy camper” originated. Hopefully they will get the missing part to me by courier in the morning or by FedEx in a day or two in Yellowstone. I'm hoping it will help.

So, as I was saying... if you don't hear from us, let the anticipation build knowing we are taking pics and jotting notes about the social condition of America and Americans today and will share all of that with you as soon as possible.If you want to look up Yellowstone info and place us on a map for the next four days, we'll be at Grant Village. Those campsites have no water, no electricity (and I'm betting, no cell phone service!) so we'll be totally reliant on our aluminum shelled enclosure on wheels and two Honda 2000 watt generators to protect us from the wild... just like the pioneers! I think I'll stop calling us "campers" and switch to "re-enactors". I wonder if they kept the chocolate for their 'smores in their propane powered refrigerator/freezer like we do? I'll have to look that up if I ever get reliable internet again...

Later!

SC

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