Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Escape from Ocracoke

Ahoy sea campers!

If the doctor ever told me I should slow down... and he recommended a long sea voyage... I'd go to Ocracoke and back for a trial of the idea. This is a rare afternoon edition of "SilveCliche' on the Road" and for now I'm renaming the blog "SilverCliche' at Sea". As I write this, Mrs. C', the two dogs, the truck and trailer and I are on the North Carolina Ferry Systems RORO (roll on/roll off) vessel "Silver Lake" crossing the Pamlico Sound. We are headed to Swansboro, NC for the night and will be camping in the Croatan National Forest. No... this isn't the "lions and tigers and bears" kind of forest. This is an urban forest. Seriously. Here's how this works... at some point in the past, the government of the United States "acquired" some land. Don't worry about how they acquired it... that's not important. OK... it might be important. Maybe they took it from some Indians. Maybe they bought it from someone for a price that they (the government) thought was fair. It's doubtful that they saw a "for sale" sign on the land and called the realtor to see how much it would be. That would be very un-government of them. Let's just say this land fell of a truck and they were in the right place at the right time to pick it up. Anyway, when they "acquired" the land it probably was full of lions and tigers and bears. Over time, the privately held lands around the government forest became developed. As best I can tell, the land around the Coratan National Forest is very well developed including some nearby luxury-type communities. So, the government (this being a democracy, "the government" means "us" as in "you and me") has turned a portion of its national forest into a campground where folks like Mrs. C' and me can stay for a few bucks a night (it's half price for us seasoned-citizens) and let our dogs relieve themselves on the National Trees. If you are reading this and you have not gotten in on this racket you are missing out. The government has the best land in the neatest places and lets old people stay there for cheap and use their water and electricity. All you need is a tent... or better yet a deeee-luxe RV and a truck to pull it... and you are in! Check out our spot for tonight on Google maps (remember to turn on satellite view to actually see details of the areas and not just the roads): http://goo.gl/maps/fGN0i

So, we have been at sea (or "at sound") now for an hour with another 1 1/2 to go then an hour or so by car and we will be one with the trees. So far, I can report that ocean voyages are boring. Maybe that's why doctors recommend them (or used to before Valium was invented). Unfortunately, it's raining here so there are not even any deckhands applying paint to the ship anywhere to give us something that we can watch drying. Fortunately, the Silver Cliche' home on wheels is under an awning formed by an upper deck where passengers are enjoying burned coffee and over-priced stale snacks from the vending machine. The four of us are in the truck listening to the drone of the diesel engines, the swoosh of the waves on the hill and the caws of the seagulls a which are following us. Oh, and we have been listening to two guys talking for 45 minutes about motorcycles. Actually, it was one guy talking and the other guy standing there thinking about everywhere he'd rather be than here listening to a stranger drone on about motorcycles. Poor fellow. At least if they were in front of a Home Depot ashore he would have been able to say after 10 minutes "Oh, geez, look at the time, I've got a doctor's appointment and need to get to" or "I sure could talk about motorcycles all day long but I have to pick up my kid at karate lessons". I was watching his face. I could almost see him start to say something then stop. I have a hunch those were moments where he realized that the escape plan he was about to execute was going to be foiled by the fact that it was based on an excuse that would be torpedoed by our presence on a ferry. I'm thinking if he had some Syrup of Ipecac or a Luger he would have used it to escape the droning of the motorcycle man. Mercifully the attack ceased for all of us after about 75 minutes.

Back to the subject of Ocracoke. Mrs. C' and I were talking about it just now. We both concluded that we didn't connect with the place. Maybe it was the weather (yesterday's rain subsided but was followed by steady wind with gusts up to 30 mph all night and all morning), maybe it was the chance encounter we had with some waitresses who missed their calling in a line of work where silently mocking people around you pays off... something like street mime, maybe it was the layout of the town or the types of shops and restaurants which made it difficult to park and wander. Clearly, Ocracoke has lots to offer. Especially the well preserved landmarks like the lighthouse and the beaches, beaches, beaches which must be a surf fisherman's paradise. The sheer remoteness of the place creates an atmosphere where one can decompress. For us, it didn't click and when the ferry showed up at 12:45 to unload the next batch of victims and load us for our 1:00 departure and we gladly drove onto the ramp and followed the deck hand's instructions.

Tonight we will still be in North Carolina but tomorrow it's on to South Carolina with only Georgia between us and Florida. Sometimes at this point of a trip I start to feel the pull of home. That has not hit quite yet. Maybe getting back to the mainland will plant that seed.

Later!

SC'

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